Archive | August, 2010

Animals I Like

18 Aug simba

I like animals. A lot. I used to want to be a marine biologist and I actually dressed up as the Shark Lady for a elementary school presentation. But by the age of 14 I had become too afraid of sharks, jellyfish, piranas, stingrays and suffocating while snorkeling too pursue it further.  I read Dr. Doolittle and Julie of the Wolves to try to communicate with canines better. I’ve had fish (die too much), two mice (Meeko and Rescue), a guinea pig (Snickers), and I have the best dog ever (MilliDOG).

I really want to have a ton of animals and I want them to love me. But right now I have no room for animals and no money so my friends would be really smelly and crowded and hungry and hate me and probably take revenge.  So until I get to be an old cat lady I have to settle for looking at pictures of animals on cuteoverload.com. and thinking about them.

Here are some of my favorites:

Bottlenose Dolphin

Bottlenose Dolphin

Image from wikipedia

Dolphins are the ultimate best. They are fast and smart and so smiley and happy and are only afraid of trash. If I were not a mermaid I would be a dolphin. In fact I once read a book which followed the story of a girl raised by dolphins. This girl only spoke in squeaks, loved water and had really long hair and barnacles all over her. She was my idol.

dolphin

image from wikipedia

This is some species of dolphin just trying to be a cool dolphin…or a shark with that crazy half fin… or a very slim manatee.

Dog

brittany spaniel

image from wikipedia

Cheetah

cheetah with cub

image from wikipedia

Cheetahs are ballers because they are the fastest land mammals. I want to hold a baby cheetah and have it purr and never roar because it cannot!

Horses

horses

image from wikipedia

I used to ride horses until I realized that horses didn’t actually like having people on their backs and would much prefer to eat grass or ride off into the distance without you.  Horses also get mad at each other and are stubborn lil hoes sometimes.  But I also think that they are beautiful and majestic in a kind of scary “ahh you could kill me” way.

Mesohippus

image from wikipedia

This is the Mesohippus, the horses ancestor. I just stumbled across it and noticed its clawlike paws and stripes and weird head and thought WHAT?

Seahorse

Definitely the cuter, nicer version of the horse. I just want to stick my hand in a bowl of seahorses and have them wrap their tails around my fingers and hug me!!

Sugar Glider

Sugar Glider

image from wikipedia

Sugar Gliders are like cuter nicer versions of flying devil squirrels.  They are very sociable and I want one for my apartment maybe!

Simba

Admit it, everyone has an animated animal disney character crush right?!! Well mine is Simba. I even named my beta fish after Simba.  Simba (adult simba OBVS) is strong, kind, brave, has a kingdom and a hot GF. So hot.

Follow on Bloglovin

15 Aug

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Just a quick post to give you a link to follow me on bloglovin- an easy way to organize and keep up with all those crazy blogs you follow.

The Apartment

12 Aug
apartment

Housing for the senior year

 

This year I’m living with Bmoney and Hammer in a small basement!

Updates on apartment life to follow.

Twilight: Dreams Do Come True

11 Aug

Today I received an email which has the potential to be THE most life changing email of my young life.

Background: Taylor Lautner

Hi I got some defined abs

Taylor Lautner/Jacob

AKA Jacob Black the werewolf took a tour of my school because it’s awesome.

Apparently he and his manager were lovin on it so much that they want some of it. Yeah they want some of our students, aka ME to STAR as extras in Breaking Dawn Part 1 (because the movies have been so good they need to drag it out longer?).

So this is how the rest of my life is going down:

August: “OMGAH 4th year!” “LOL 4th year!” “I’m the best!” “It’s so hot out!”

September: “Mrggh it’s hot!” “4th year! Rage!” Shit I’m kinda tan. My LEGS WHY ARE YOU ANOTHER RACE?!

October: “I need to be pastier! GAH” “Twilight here I come!” “Edward you will love me!”

Now it’s my time to shine. I will triumph. Senior Musical training kicks back into gear.

First the cast is charmed by me and wants to be my friend. We start hanging out on the set as a cool group. We talk about superficial things.

Oh we are just such carefree friends!

LOLZ Goofing off again <3

I get to the level of hanging out outside of “work”.  Partying brings us closer. I pretend to be going for Jacob and Jacob likes that. This makes Edward realize he wants some.

Ooo which one be wantin this?!

Just another night with friends! hee!

WAH I HAVE WON.  Edward is mine!

<3<3<3

Me: OmgAH you sparkle Edward! Edward: You're so different than Bella..mwahhhhh

(Thanks to www.faceinahole.com!)

November: Helplessly in LUv

If this email was some sick joke… This “manager” will hear from me every day.  I will never cease!

Soo…lyke team Edward or Jacob teehehe??!

Welcome to Call Me Cheddar!

9 Aug

Hey friends,

First post coming soon!

But for now I leave you with this…