Reminiscing hardcore

Cheddar — Wed, 24 Nov 2010 23:43:21 +0000

Reminiscing about the viral videos that started it all. Here are a few of my favorites

For more like these check out a great post on urlesque.com

Classes for the spring…

Cheddar — Mon, 15 Nov 2010 15:41:53 +0000

legit

This is now the only class I will be taking. Oh and “Life Beyond Earth”. Jk.

Not.

A Tomato’s Dilemma

Cheddar — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 21:01:49 +0000

This is part of an application I submitted for a career oriented workshop. The prompt was to explain why a tomato is a vegetable and a fruit. Will this be read by a company I really want to work? Yes. Why do I do this to myself…

Why tomatoes are happy as vegetables

Imagine being a tomato..WTF

WAHHH :( :( WTF

So…will I get the job eh?

Friday Funbits

Cheddar — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 17:39:42 +0000

You will totesLOLz.

The cute yet slightly creepy life as a shell

Because baby monkeys obviously ride on pigs

The best outtake from Grandma’s Boy

61 candles on a cake is most likely too many

Fishing how-to outtakes…oh America.

LoLERZ

Accidental self-induced vomiting

Cheddar — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 21:52:19 +0000

A few mornings ago I woke up feeling like I could do something crazy like conquer the aztecs or be social or tame a horse (for my feelings on horses see post “Animals I like”). I felt like that little, squishy, happy blob in the Zoloft ads after the blob took medication and is no longer a sad blob.

The happiest of blobs. Image via http://marketplace.publicradio.org/display/web/2008/09/01/drug_advertising/

I got out of my white, fluffy, marshmallow of a bed and danced to the sink that’s on the side of my room. Sinks in rooms will turn out to be more convenient than I had originally believed.

I brushed my teeth and saw the bottle of multivitamins smile at me out of the corner of my eye. “Perfect!” I thought, “vitamins are so healthy, therefore they will improve my day even more!” The impossible became possible.

The nicest of vitamin creatures. Image from http://www.centrum.com/?WT.mc_id=general

My vitamin friend entered my stomach and I sat down to check my Facebook, Twitter..etc to see if I had updates..which I didn’t. No matter, vitamins are better than pokes! As I switched on Pandora for the relaxing and sophisticated tunes of Carla Bruni radio, the dreaded feeling hit me. The clammy sweat of my palms streaked the keyboard and nausea overtook my soul. I stumbled into the kitchen and barely reached the top shelf to procure a banana. I quickly ate half the banana as I was hunched over the sink, blindly thinking that food+nausea=not nauseous. Sweating and trembling, I felt like Gollum creepin around eating his gross raw fish.

Help me my body hates me. Image from http://www.channel4.com/film/advertorial/Sony/movies.html

I slid on the floor back to my room, temporarily tricked into feeling better.

Deeply inhaling, I sought to control my body when I felt that inevitable lurch in my stomach. I felt helpless and alone and sad at my adverse turn of events. I grasped my desk with my sweaty palms, preparing to bolt/grovel to the bathroom. I stood up quickly and turned to run. In retrospect such sudden movement was a poor choice: right then and there I found my self on the verge of destruction, could move no further and fell to my sink. I was at the mercy of the merciless vitamins and chundered everywhere. Multiple times. (Sorry gross) (No I’m not sorry- it sucked, eff you vites)

Sad, weakened, and ashamed that I vomited in the sink in my room I crawled helplessly back to bed.

Vitamins are dementors and wish you more bad than good.

MWAHHHhahahahHEEEEEEe

Update:

I had a banana after I woke up for the second time that day, significantly less happy than before, and no taste aversion noticed! Success!

Friday funbits

Cheddar — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 13:58:40 +0000

While I sweat through my sundress at the football stadium tomorrow here are some funbits to entertain you till Monday comes.

If historical events and figures could update facebook. This gets 5 stars on the hilarity meter.

Unicorns that love cupcakes and are plumptrons! Makes me miss Magnolia Bakery.

A funny sketch about pompous Brits and their elaborate gap years

Steve Jobs vs. Bill Gates

Really cool interactive website and music video by Arcade Fire

PS. Never buy white bath mats!

Animals I Like

cheddar — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 02:36:42 +0000

I like animals. A lot. I used to want to be a marine biologist and I actually dressed up as the Shark Lady for a elementary school presentation. But by the age of 14 I had become too afraid of sharks, jellyfish, piranas, stingrays and suffocating while snorkeling too pursue it further. I read Dr. Doolittle and Julie of the Wolves to try to communicate with canines better. I’ve had fish (die too much), two mice (Meeko and Rescue), a guinea pig (Snickers), and I have the best dog ever (MilliDOG).

I really want to have a ton of animals and I want them to love me. But right now I have no room for animals and no money so my friends would be really smelly and crowded and hungry and hate me and probably take revenge. So until I get to be an old cat lady I have to settle for looking at pictures of animals on cuteoverload.com. and thinking about them.

Here are some of my favorites:

Bottlenose Dolphin

Image from wikipedia

Dolphins are the ultimate best. They are fast and smart and so smiley and happy and are only afraid of trash. If I were not a mermaid I would be a dolphin. In fact I once read a book which followed the story of a girl raised by dolphins. This girl only spoke in squeaks, loved water and had really long hair and barnacles all over her. She was my idol.

image from wikipedia

This is some species of dolphin just trying to be a cool dolphin…or a shark with that crazy half fin… or a very slim manatee.

Dog

image from wikipedia

Cheetah

image from wikipedia

Cheetahs are ballers because they are the fastest land mammals. I want to hold a baby cheetah and have it purr and never roar because it cannot!

Horses

image from wikipedia

I used to ride horses until I realized that horses didn’t actually like having people on their backs and would much prefer to eat grass or ride off into the distance without you. Horses also get mad at each other and are stubborn lil hoes sometimes. But I also think that they are beautiful and majestic in a kind of scary “ahh you could kill me” way.

image from wikipedia

This is the Mesohippus, the horses ancestor. I just stumbled across it and noticed its clawlike paws and stripes and weird head and thought WHAT?

Seahorse

image from http://www.answersingenesis.org/articles/aqua/seahorse

Definitely the cuter, nicer version of the horse. I just want to stick my hand in a bowl of seahorses and have them wrap their tails around my fingers and hug me!!

Sugar Glider

image from wikipedia

Sugar Gliders are like cuter nicer versions of flying devil squirrels. They are very sociable and I want one for my apartment maybe!

Simba

image from http://www.lionking.org/imgarchive/?character+hi+simba

Admit it, everyone has an animated animal disney character crush right?!! Well mine is Simba. I even named my beta fish after Simba. Simba (adult simba OBVS) is strong, kind, brave, has a kingdom and a hot GF. So hot.

Follow on Bloglovin

cheddar — Sun, 15 Aug 2010 21:43:38 +0000

Follow my blog with bloglovin

Just a quick post to give you a link to follow me on bloglovin- an easy way to organize and keep up with all those crazy blogs you follow.

The Apartment

cheddar — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 21:12:00 +0000

Housing for the senior year

This year I’m living with Bmoney and Hammer in a small basement!

Updates on apartment life to follow.

Twilight: Dreams Do Come True

cheddar — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 20:09:58 +0000

Today I received an email which has the potential to be THE most life changing email of my young life.

Background: Taylor Lautner

Taylor Lautner/Jacob

AKA Jacob Black the werewolf took a tour of my school because it’s awesome.

Apparently he and his manager were lovin on it so much that they want some of it. Yeah they want some of our students, aka ME to STAR as extras in Breaking Dawn Part 1 (because the movies have been so good they need to drag it out longer?).

So this is how the rest of my life is going down:

August: “OMGAH 4^th year!” “LOL 4^th year!” “I’m the best!” “It’s so hot out!”

September: “Mrggh it’s hot!” “4^th year! Rage!” Shit I’m kinda tan. My LEGS WHY ARE YOU ANOTHER RACE?!

October: “I need to be pastier! GAH” “Twilight here I come!” “Edward you will love me!”

Now it’s my time to shine. I will triumph. Senior Musical training kicks back into gear.

First the cast is charmed by me and wants to be my friend. We start hanging out on the set as a cool group. We talk about superficial things.

LOLZ Goofing off again <3

I get to the level of hanging out outside of “work”. Partying brings us closer. I pretend to be going for Jacob and Jacob likes that. This makes Edward realize he wants some.

Just another night with friends! hee!

WAH I HAVE WON. Edward is mine!

Me: OmgAH you sparkle Edward! Edward: You're so different than Bella..mwahhhhh

(Thanks to www.faceinahole.com!)

November: Helplessly in LUv

If this email was some sick joke… This “manager” will hear from me every day. I will never cease!

Soo…lyke team Edward or Jacob teehehe??!